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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

(via alldayandallnightt)



azaleatovvn:

oh my god, you’ve been pregnant for so long… it seems like a maternity

(via gracieisabelladzienny)



youknowyoureamacerwhen:

Where do i even start?

Everything about this fandom has been a blessing. Megan & Liz have altered my life so much and it’s crazy to just think about how different everything would be without them. I started this blog as something silly, an outlet to express my love for a singing songwriting twin…





thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

(via pensandpromises)



sportsgoth:

"wow I’m really stoked to see what this 9th grader has to tell me about how the real world works"

- me every single time I come on this website

(via ruinedchildhood)